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While Facebook Isnt Working, Twitter will go over capacity, (and MySpace remains unused,) some Americans will finally meet their neighbors.
i love the way @facebook has to use @twitter to tell everyone why it isnt working
Either Facebook is down or Mark Zuckerberg just set everything to PRIVATE.
Lord_Voldemort7
I shut down facebook. That'll teach The Social Network for trying to steal attention from the Deathly Hallows Trailer. Take that, Zuckerberg
Facebook is down. We can't tell who's hungry or tired.
Facebook is down. Worker productivity rises. Canada climbs out of recession.
What's on my mind? Just killed Facebook. Now the world won't know what you ate for lunch!
When Chuck Norris logs out of facebook the whole world gets logged out
And my fav
Chuck Norris Unfriended mark Zuckerberg. Facebook goes down.
There were more but I am lazy to post them right now
